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Give a teacher a computer
Give a teacher a computer,
And he will want Internet access.
Give a teacher Internet access,
And she’ll most likely want an e-mail account.
Give a teacher e-mail,
And he’ll just want learning games and more computers in her classroom. And tech support.
Give a teacher learning games,
And she’ll want streaming video.
Give a teacher videos,
And he’ll insist on an LCD projector permanently mounted in his classroom (with speakers).
Give a teacher a projector,
And she’ll ask for an interactive white board (and training and time for collaboration and resources to use with it).
Give a teacher an IWB,
Then he wants a student response system, a wireless slate, and a document camera (and more support).
Give a teacher tech,
And then she wants all her kids to have it too. And the skills to use it well.